| >:-< |
mad |
| (-: |
User is left handed |
| %-) |
User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight |
| :*) |
User is drunk |
| [:] |
User is a robot |
| 8-) |
User is wearing sunglasses; smiley swimmer |
| B:-) |
Sunglasses on head |
| ::-) |
User wears normal glasses |
| B-) |
User wears horn-rimmed glasses |
| 8:-) |
User is a little girl; glasses on forehead |
| :-)-8 |
User is a Big girl |
| :-{) |
User has a mustache |
| :-{} |
User wears lipstick |
| {:-) |
User wears a toupee; smiley with its hair parted in the middle |
| }:-( |
Toupee in an updraft |
| :-[ |
User is a Vampire; un-smiley blockhead |
| :-E |
Bucktoothed vampire |
| :-F |
Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing |
| :-7 |
User just made a wry statement |
| :-* |
User just ate something bitter |
| :-)~ |
User drools |
| :-~) |
User has a cold |
| :'-( |
User is crying |
| :'-) |
User is so happy, s/he is crying |
| :-@ |
User is screaming |
| :-# |
User wears braces |
| :^) |
User has a broken nose; smiley with pointy nose (righty) |
| :v) |
User has a broken nose, but it's the other way; left-pointing nose smiley |
| :_) |
User's nose is sliding off of his face |
| :<) |
User is from an Ivy League School |
| :-& |
User is tongue-tied |
| =:-) |
User is a hosehead |
| -:-) |
User is a punk rocker |
| -:-( |
(real punk rockers don't smile) |
| :=) |
User has two noses |
| +-:-) |
User is the Pope or holds some other religious office |
| `:-) |
User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning |
| ,:-) |
Same thing...other side |
| |-I |
User is asleep |
| |-O |
User is yawning/snoring |
| :-Q |
User is a smoker |
| :-? |
User smokes a pipe |
| O-) |
Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver) |
| O :-) |
User is an angel (at heart, at least) |
| :-P |
Nyahhhh! |
| :-S |
User just made an incoherent statement |
| :-D |
User is laughing (at you!) |
| :-X |
User's lips are sealed; bow tie |
| :-C |
User is really bummed |
| <|-) |
User is Chinese |
| <|-( |
User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes |
| :-/ |
User is skeptical |
| :-\ |
Undecided smiley |
| C=:-) |
User is a chef |
| @= |
User is pro-nuclear war |
| *<:-) |
User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat |
| :-o |
Surprise; smiley singing national anthem |
| 8-| |
Suspense |
| (8-o |
It's Mr. $Bill$! |
| *:o) |
And Bozo the Clown! |
| 3:] |
Pet smilie |
| 3:[ |
Mean Pet smilie |
| 3:o[ |
net.pets |
| d8= |
Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat |
| E-:-) |
User is a Ham radio operator |
| E-:-I |
net.ham-radio |
| :-9 |
User is licking his/her lips |
| %-6 |
User is braindead |
| [:-) |
User is wearing a walkman |
| (:I |
User is an egghead |
| <:-I |
User is a dunce |
| K:P |
User is a little kid with a propeller beenie |
| K:-) |
User is a new graduated student |
| @:-) |
User is wearing a turban |
| :-0 |
No Yelling! (Quiet Lab); smiley orator |
| :-: |
Mutant Smilie |
|
The invisible smilie |
| .-) |
User only has one eye |
| ,-) |
Ditto...but he's winking |
| X-( |
User just died; net.suicide |
| 8 :-) |
User is a wizard |
| 8 :-I |
net.unix-wizards |
| C=}>;*{)) |
Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin |
| }:^#}) |
Mega-Smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin |
| :-` |
Smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco |
| :-1 |
Smiley bland face |
| :-! |
Smiley bland face |
| :-#| |
Smiley face with bushy mustache |
| :-$ |
Smiley face with it's mouth wired shut |
| :-% |
Smiley banker |
| :-6 |
Smiley after eating something sour |
| (:-( |
Unsmiley frowning |
| (:-) |
Smiley big-face |
| ):-) |
Smiley big-face |
| ):-( |
Unsmiley big-face |
| )8-) |
Scuba smiley big-face |
| +:-) |
smiley priest |
| :-q |
smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose |
| :-e |
disappointed smiley |
| :-t |
cross smiley |
| :-i |
semi-smiley |
| :-p |
smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!) |
| :-] |
smiley blockhead |
| :-{ |
smiley variation on a theme; mustache |
| :-} |
ditto; beard |
| }:-) |
above in an updraft |
| :-a |
lefty smilely touching tongue to nose |
| :-s |
smiley after a BIZARRE comment |
| :-d |
lefty smiley razzing you |
| g-) |
smiley with ponce-nez glasses |
| :-j |
left smiling smilely |
| :-k |
beats me, looks like something, tho |
| :-l |
y. a. s. |
| :-| |
"have an ordinary day" smiley |
| :-< |
real sad smiley |
| :-z |
y.a.c.s. |
| :-x |
"my lips are sealed" smiley |
| :-c |
bummed out smiley |
| :-v |
talking head smiley |
| :-b |
left-pointing tongue smiley |
| ,-} |
wry and winking |
| 0-) |
smiley cyclops (scuba diver?) |
| :-=) |
older smiley with mustache |
| :u) |
smiley with funny-looking left nose |
| :n) |
smiley with funny-looking right nose |
| ~~:-( |
net.flame |
| |-) |
hee hee |
| O |-) |
net.religion |
| |-D |
ho ho |
| :-O |
uh oh |
| >:-I |
net.startrek |
| |-P |
yuk |
| :-8( |
condescending stare |
